Gina Bean!

• I’m short (5’3″) but I’d be really tall for a hobbit!
• I get to bum around all day and not really work if I don’t want to.
• I’d get to go to hobbit parties outside all the time with excellent food and drinks for everyone.
• I’d get gifts at the parties I go to!
• It would be okay (and not weird) that I don’t know how to swim.
• Breakfast, 2nd breakfast, elevensies, lunch, afternoon tea, dinner, supper, midnight snack.  I may have skipped a couple meals…
• I could go on adventures with other hobbits, elves, dwarves, and men.
• I would ride around on a pony.
• I’d have a nice cozy home where everything’s roundish and it’s okay to hang onto silly random things that have sentimental value.

What’s not to like?  I’m working hard now to bum around later, and Evan and I have already agreed that our house will have a hobbity library.  I’m well on my way!